Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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