why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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