just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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