return my video game
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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