Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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