When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
