I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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