I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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