i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
