I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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