you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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