You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think your dad took our porno
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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