So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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