You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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