we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
