Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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