i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Damn victory sex feels great
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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