There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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