chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I think i got beer on your cat.
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