Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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