found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Randomize
