Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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