would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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