you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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