I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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