How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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