Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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