me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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