So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
you made out with another girl for some wings
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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