Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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