then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
