why didn't you poke me back
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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