If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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