I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
So much rum. So many feels.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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