Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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