Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I understand Curling. That high.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize