my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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