Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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