Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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