We should be called the Road Head Warriors
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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