people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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