we're blogging at a bar
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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