Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
