I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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