i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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