yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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