I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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