When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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