We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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