Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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