butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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