Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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