that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
only if we run a train.
done.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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