doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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